What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:27

You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
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Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…